Bad Dates with Escorts

Out of all the gents that I have dated at London escorts, I am surprised that I have not experienced more bad dates, or dates that have gone wrong. Not all sensual encounters go right when you work for a London escorts service. Sometimes it is down to the escort, but a lot of the time, it is just a matter of circumstance. These days, there are so many criteria that you are expected to meet that there is little wonder things to do go wrong.

Some of the gents that I meet at London escorts do not speak English that well. We have so many international visitors to London that you have to make sure that you try to accommodate everybody. That is actually the hardest part of the job. Many of the foreign gents that I meet at London escorts have a different idea on what should happen on a date, and that may not be how London escorts work at all. There are some things that I would not dream of doing.

Other times outside factors go wrong. Taking London escorts on dinner dates is very popular, but you do risk things going wrong. I have met some gents who are really reluctant to book the best restaurants in London for business dinner dates. Most restaurants are happy to accommodate you, but they may not offer the right kind of service. I have been in places which I would personally never have booked up for dinner business dates.

The other thing is the time factor. One of the girls that I work with here at London escorts said that a good date is a bit like a good haircut, but you are not going to get the perfect cut immediately. Sometimes it will take time for the hairdresser to get to know you and your hair. Dating with London escorts is a bit like that. It takes time to get to know a gent and you just need to be able to acknowledge that. At times gents can be very demanding and expect a lot out of a date.

So what do we girls say when things go wrong? I have stopped saying sorry a long time ago. Most of the time the fate of the date is not up to me. I do have a chat to my friends at London escorts about the date, but I don’t make such a big deal out of it. Whatever job you do, you just have to say that things are going to go wrong from time to time.

Does it matter? It does matter, but if you were to bury yourself under blame, you would never succeed as a London escorts. When all is said and done, we are only human after all. I always do my best, and I know that my colleagues here at London escorts do the same. It is good that we have each other, so that we have somebody to talk to after the date, but most of the time we just carry on.

Porn is Boring Now

Why has porn become so boring all of a sudden? A few years ago, I used to think that porn was rather boring, but now I have changed my attitude massively. Porn seems to be everywhere these days, and I am sure that most people sort of experience that they are on porn overload. We even have members of the British army who seems to think that it is okay to make the most out of porn. That all seems a little bit strange to me, but perhaps I am stuck in the mud.


A couple of the girls here at Woodford escorts have been heavily involved in porn in the past. It seems like they get a real kick out of it, and want to continue their porn careers. A few of the girls are really into stuff like erotic modeling and think it is fun. Well, they would have to think that it is fun as erotic modeling does not really pay you a lot of money. I would not be happy to be paid about just about 50 bucks per hour to do some erotic modeling.

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Being a professional porn star is not as exciting as it used to be neither. If you look at porn movies now, you will see a lot of them are rather pathetic. Gang banging seems to be very popular but that is not for me at all. Like I say to my dates here at Woodford escorts, I cannot find anything that turns me on about a gang bang at all. It is pure fantasy, and I am sure that it does not happen too often.


When I first started to watch porn movies way before I joined Woodford escorts, I thought that they were kind of sensual. You don’t get any of that now. The influence from amateur porn videos can be heavily felt in the industry, and I am not sure that private porn has done professional porn any favors at all. Most porn actresses are now often thought of as cheap tarts, and that is really not want the porn industry in the UK or elsewhere used to be all about.


I think that we need to have a rethink when it comes to porn. It does not matter if you are porn star or an erotic model, you are still involved in the porn industry. To earn a little bit of respect, I think that we need to get a bit more professional. The porn industry cleaned itself about ten years ago, but now we seem to be back to where we started again. Even some London escort services have a bit of a bad name, and that is not really on. Fortunately, we have been spared that at Woodford escorts, but I am not sure that we will always manage to stay way being tarred by the same brush as some of the cheaper London escort services.  Hopefully, our boss will look after our agency,



Canary Wharf escorts Prefer Average Size

From observation Canary Wharf escorts of do not like having sex with men with large sized penises; they complain that the bigger the penis, the longer it takes for them to ejaculate. Obviously, these people ate into business so they want to finish with one client and serve the next to earn more money. The men with big penises are therefore seen as a waste of time. From experience, others say that a big penis will hurt them as it penetrates to the deepest end hence causing some discomfort during sex. However there are others who don’t mind having sex with a man who has a big penis because the feel that by the penis touching the walls and having a deep penetration gives them more pleasure. Men with big penises are not as many as people tend to think, most of them are average size which is what Canary Wharf escorts prefer or rather smaller because they believe that the smaller the penis the lesser the harm to their bodies. Having sex with a man with a big penis has its pros and cons:

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Sex is all about pleasure although for the Canary Wharf escorts it is for both money and pleasure. When you don’t feel the penis inside, it can be boring and becomes a disappointment to one party, the female. The big penis however penetrates and you can really feel it in there.
Having sex with a man with a long penis gives you the pleasure to try any sex position as opposed to the small sizes where some positions are impossible. A man with a long penis can do any move as long as he is flexible enough.
Canary Wharf escorts love confident men; it is pretty obvious that a man has a lot of self-confidence when he has a large penis compared to those with small sizes who are often made fun of.
Blow jobs are fun as you can be able to play around with the penis.

Canary Wharf escorts always complain about the large sized penises because they fear that their inner tissues will be hurt during the intercourse and considering that they have to sleep with many men, they end up rejecting them.
After having sex with a large sized man , chances of frequently being infected with sexually transmitted infections becomes very high and you are always rushing to the bathroom to pee and sometimes it can result to inflammation.
A large penis makes one feel uncomfortable during the intercourse and times it can tear the vagina
For the lovers of anal sex it can be very tricky or even dangerous for them because it can cause anal prolapse and therefore it becomes very scary.
In this regard, it is evident that being a commercial sex worker cannot work with large sizes but the average size is convenient. Although large sized men are not easy to find, the available ones seem to be putting people off as they are scared of being hurt and taking too long in the act. They want to do quick business and offer their services to others.

Mémoires of a mature escort

I am not ready to leave London escorts just yet. Okay, I am actually 40 years old but I still enjoy working for London escorts. The thing is that I know that I am not the only one. Many of the girls who get into escorting when they are young, have a hard time leaving London escorts. Also the escort scene in London has changed a lot. Many mature gents like to meet up with mature London escorts. Let me tell you, that is something totally different.

When I first got involved with London escorts, most gents wanted to date young girls. All of that has changed, and there are a lot of gents about who like to meet up with more mature London escorts. The truth is that many girls who work for London escort services do not have a lot of experience, and that is just one of the many reasons gents like to date mature London escorts. Of course, just like ladies, some men appreciate a bit of slower hand as well.

One of the things that I miss about when I first started dating with London escort, are the longer dates. These days, a lot of gents would like a date to last for only 45 minutes. I really don’t get a kick out of that at all, and I am sure that they feel rather rushed as well. During my early days with London escorts about 20 years ago, many dates used to last all night. That seldom happens now and I think that a lot of gents don’t know what they are missing out on. If I had my way, I would insist on longer dates. Why be in a hurry when you can have so much fun together? I think that some things in life should be savoured.

Business dating has changed since I became a London escort. Now we are expected to sit down and join gents when they have meals with their business colleagues. That is something new to me and many of the other mature London escorts. Going to parties used to be the thing, and I am sure that most mature London escorts still prefer dating that way. It was a totally different social experience, and I do really miss it. Like everything else, I am sure that it will come back one day again.

If you want to date a more mature lady from London escorts, don’t hesitate to ask your London escorts service about mature escorts. It is not only more senior gents who enjoy our company but younger gents also seem to enjoy our company. Honestly, I think it has to do with experience. Younger gents seem to be more relaxed around mature escorts in London. We have that confidence that men of all ages find so sexy. Would you like to know a secret? When I want to have a really good time, I date a mature male London escort. Does that not tell you everything that I need to know…